A republican calls 911 and says, “Someone shot me because I voted for Romney.” 911 operator replies, “I see your location on the monitor,  a helicopter and ambulance is on the way.”

A democrat calls 911 and says, “Someone shot me because I voted for Obama.” 911 operator replies, “I must call Obama-care first for approval, before I can send an ambulance. Would you please hold. I will get back to you as soon as possible.”