POLL: Would you vote for a Conservative Candidate that promises to negotiate with the left, or one devoted to destroying the Democratic Party?
A republican calls 911 and says, “Someone shot me because I voted for Romney.” 911 operator replies, “I see your location on the monitor, a helicopter and ambulance is on the way.”
A democrat calls 911 and says, “Someone shot me because I voted for Obama.” 911 operator replies, “I must call Obama-care first for approval, before I can send an ambulance. Would you please hold. I will get back to you as soon as possible.”
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